The Annoying Thing

"Doom doom doom doom... AXEL! WHERE ARE YOU!" ~stupid Axel and Squall! Always disappearing when I need someone to annoy!~ Lilaithia looked out of the corner of her eye and saw Kira eating a sandwich. "KIRA!" Lilaithia said in a happy~druggie way. Kira just glanced at her before running as fast as possible in the opposite direction. Lil just blinked before going back to her search for Axel. "Axel get out here now or I'll tie you up and give you to Sephy as a pretty little torcher toy." she said in a sickly sweet voice.
"OK. OK." Axel walked out from behind the couch
"Axel!" Lil ran up and hugged him. "Time to fix your hair!"
"NO NO NO NO NO!" Lil just looked at him
"Axy..." she looked at him inocently "plea..."
"GET OFF ME!" Sephiroth screamed walking in the room.
"But brother," Kadaj said holding on to his arm. "Lilaithia said we should spend quality time together! She says my want for mother could disapear if I had a good strong emotional relationship with my brothers!"
"Oooopsie... hehe..." Lilaithia slowly tried to disapear into the shadows.
"Lil?" Axel walked up to her. "have you been playing psychologist again?"
"Hehe...well you see Axel... I was kindahighonsugarand..."
"LILAITHIA!!!" Sephiroth screamed, and Lil ran. "WHERE IS SHE!!! WHERE IS THAT BRAT!!!" Sephiroth begain ranting about Lil being the bane of his existence. "AXEL!" He pointed to the red head.
"I didn't do it" Axel held his hands up.
"Where is she?" Sephiroth practically growled.
"Brother! What a wonderful way to spend quality time! Lets kill Lil!"
"THAT AIN'T WHAT I MENT ABOUT QUALITY TIME!" Lilaithia yelled as she ran out of the house and strait into Yazoo.
"Lilaithia?" He looked confused as she stood up.
"Oooh! Pretty hair!" Yazoo slowly begain backing away. "No!" Lil slapped herself. "I have to get away before Sephy kills me!" Lilaithia started running down the driveway.
"Sephy? Whose..."
"Lilaithia!" Sephiroth stepped out the door.
"Oh!" Yazoo realized, "What did she do this time?"
"Thanks to her Kadaj won't ..."
"Brothers!" Kadaj said in a sweet voice. "Now we can spend quality time together!" Yazoo and Sephiroth looked at each other before running like hell in the same direction Lilaithia had disappeared in. About that time Squall apeared out of no where.
"She started another brother bonding argument didn't she." He asked Axel, who was still slightly confused.
"I guess..." Axel said looking up at Squall.
"SQUALLY!" Axel threw his arms around the brunet. "I love you!" Axel said kissing Squall.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Squall was left alone as Axel pranced out. About that time Lilaithia walked in.
"Uhm..Squall?" Lil asked carefully. "Have you seen Axel? Hehee." Lil tried to hide her giggling.
"What are you laghing at? AND MY NAME IS LEON!!!"
"Uhm... uh..." Lilaithia grabbed his arm and walked him to the dresser. Squall looked in the mirror and on his cheek was a pink flower sticker with the word 'uke' written in hippie font. Squall merelly glared at his reflection.
"Uhm, Squally?"
"AXEL! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE YOU WOULD-BE-PRETTY-BOY-GOTH!" he then went around the house in a futile attempt to find the red head, who had most likely already hidden himself excessivly well.
"*sigh*" Lilaithia walked up the stairs and fell into her bed coered in her multiple Squall/ Axel/ Kadaj/ Sephiroth/ Yazoo/ Zexion/ Xemnas plushies.
"Just another day in the wannabe playboy/girl mansion." she said squishing her favorite Sephiroth, Kadaj, Axel, and Squall plushies and falling asleep.
THE END...OR NOT!
.:meanwhile:.
"Sephy! Yazoo! Come back!" Kadaj whined as he chased his brothers all over the country.
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER...
THE END!