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1.11.2007

Poppies are Puppies for Christmas

"SEPHY!" Lil squeeled and hugged him. "I've got you a present!"
"Great..." Sephiroth said in a monotone voice. "What is it this year?" She gave him a psychotic grin before running off to the backyard.
"POPPIES!" She screamed running outside. Sephiroth became curious wondering if she was telling the truth. And, letting himself actually believe, he followed her out. The second he walked out he was molested by about five fluffy white, black or brown puppies.
"What the heck! Get these things off me!" He screamed trying to run back in the house.
"But there your Christmas present." She said sweetly. "And their names are Poppie, Opium, Marijiuana, Doobie, and Smokey. Aren't they cute!" Sephy just stared at her in awe.
"Are you really that... that... insane?"
"Of course!" she said before skipping back into the house. "Oh! and only Poppie, Opium, and Marijiuana are yours. Dubie is Axel's and Smoky is Squall~y's." she said too cheerfully before running back inside to find Axel and Squall. Sephiroth glared at the puppies.
"Bah humbug." he said crossing his arms and allowing the pupies to lick him. " I hate Christmas!"

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