House of Hedonism

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1.24.2007

Coffee!!

"WHERE IS MY COFFEE!!!??"

The scream not only shook the house but it also knocked Roxas out of the bed.
"Fuzzy blankets!" Roxas screamed as he bolted upright. As he looked around he noticed two things:
1. He was on the floor and not his bed.
2. The house was the center of a small earthquake.

"RIKU!!" Roxas jumped up and wobbled over to the door, just in time to hear cussing and the crashing of fine china. "Hey! knock it of-AHH!!!" Roxas had just opened the door when he jumped back again just in time to avoid being a human-kabob on Sephiroths sword.

Sephiroth ran after Riku, flailing his sword left and right. Sephy slide here and there as he ran after Riku in only his tighty whities and socks. "Give me back my coffee!!" Riku just ran faster, holding Sephy's prericous can of Midgar Coffee in his hands. "NEVAR!!! MUST HAVE COFFEE!!!!"

"Hey you two cut if out!!" Roxas said then joined the chase. They ran down the stairs and...

"Don't worry brother! Super Kaj to the rescue!"
Everyone stopped dead as Kadaj flew over the banister, his blankie tied like a cap, right at Sephiroth.
"AHH!!" Sephiroth screamed and couldn't move fast enough. He flung Roxas at Kadaj and ran.

Kadaj smiled happily and nuzzled Roxas. "BROTHER!" Kadaj had forgotten to open his eyes so he thought Roxas was Sepiroth until Roxas's elbow slammed down on his head.
"OW!" Kadaj looked up with hurt in his eyes. "Wait....Roxas!?!?!"
Kadaj looked around the room in panic. "B-but..where is....?"
"He went that way." Roxas pointed to the left as Kadaj flew toward the direction Roxas pointed.
"....."

Roxas just sat there in shock as a girly scream was heard off in the distance. Riku walked over, calm and cool with a hot cup of coffee in his hand.

"You are all weird." Riku said as Roxas passed out with a groan.

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