PLUSHIE QUEEN!
Episode two- THE PLUSHIE QUEEN and SAILOR PLUSHIE!
"Lil... what are you hugging?" Axel asked when he saw Lilaithia hiding in the corner.
"MY MANA PLUSHIE! MINE!" Lilaithia said hidding deeper into the shadows. "don't worry Mana. I wont let him touch you." She said in a soothing voice.
"You should know by now to ignore her when she's obsessing over a plushie." Squall said from behind Axel, who jumped about a foot away when he heard the voice.
"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" He said trying to catch his breath.
"My plushie!" Lilaithia said running back to her room.
"That's why we're not allowed to enter her room."
"MOTHER!" Kadaj sqeeled, jumping out of no wear and hugging squall, who merely glared and pushed him off.
"I-AM-NOT-YOUR-MOTHER!!!" Kadaj almost looked like he was going to cry before he saw Lilaithia walking down the stairs.
"MOTHER!" He said tossing himself into her arms. "Mother I've missed you soooo much!" Lilaithia knew she shouldn't help his insainity but the chance to play with his beautiful hair was too tempting.
"Aww, sweety! I've missed you too." as they hugged, Squall and Axel glared at Kadaj, walked up behind him and pulled him away from Lilaithia.
"Kadaj! My baby!" Axel let go of Kadaj and grabed Lilaithia.
"Lilaithia is ours!" Axel and Squall said in unison. "Touch her again and we'll rip out your precious hair." At this statment Lilaithia started struggling in Axels arms. "If you two touch one silver strand on his head." At this point she broke away. "PLUSHIE PRISM POWER!"
Lilaithia called out transforming into some form of goth/lolita sailor moon. *cue nose bleeds caused by her transformation nudity.* "I am sailor plushie and in the name of beutiful hair, I shall punish you!" she stated with a serious face copying sailor moons poses."And as I was saying *cough cough* If you two touch one silver strand on his beutiful head *she pulls a whip out of thin air* I'll tie you up and tell Sephy you were trying to destroy his flower garden!" At this statement everyone in the room froze in place and Sephiroth suddenly appeared in the doorway wearing a green apron with all his hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"Their not flowers. There marijiuana{?} plants, hence the reason why I keep them hidden in the basement."
"Oh, brother!" Kadaj said hugging onto Sephiroth, " you're sooo cool!" Sephiroth just scowled before pushing Kadaj off him.
"Stay away from me." Sephiroth said before exiting the room. Kadaj got teary eyed before running to Lilaithia.
"Mommy! Big brother was being mean to me again!"
"Awww. There there now. I won't let enyone hurt your hair- I mean you!" and this time their hugging was uninterupted seeing as Axel and Squall had past out. Weather it was from blood lose or the fact that Sephiroth was growing marijuana in the basement we'll never know.
-And remember kids! Sialor plushi says: "Marijiuana is bad for you *giggle*-
"Lil... what are you hugging?" Axel asked when he saw Lilaithia hiding in the corner.
"MY MANA PLUSHIE! MINE!" Lilaithia said hidding deeper into the shadows. "don't worry Mana. I wont let him touch you." She said in a soothing voice.
"You should know by now to ignore her when she's obsessing over a plushie." Squall said from behind Axel, who jumped about a foot away when he heard the voice.
"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" He said trying to catch his breath.
"My plushie!" Lilaithia said running back to her room.
"That's why we're not allowed to enter her room."
"MOTHER!" Kadaj sqeeled, jumping out of no wear and hugging squall, who merely glared and pushed him off.
"I-AM-NOT-YOUR-MOTHER!!!" Kadaj almost looked like he was going to cry before he saw Lilaithia walking down the stairs.
"MOTHER!" He said tossing himself into her arms. "Mother I've missed you soooo much!" Lilaithia knew she shouldn't help his insainity but the chance to play with his beautiful hair was too tempting.
"Aww, sweety! I've missed you too." as they hugged, Squall and Axel glared at Kadaj, walked up behind him and pulled him away from Lilaithia.
"Kadaj! My baby!" Axel let go of Kadaj and grabed Lilaithia.
"Lilaithia is ours!" Axel and Squall said in unison. "Touch her again and we'll rip out your precious hair." At this statment Lilaithia started struggling in Axels arms. "If you two touch one silver strand on his head." At this point she broke away. "PLUSHIE PRISM POWER!"
Lilaithia called out transforming into some form of goth/lolita sailor moon. *cue nose bleeds caused by her transformation nudity.* "I am sailor plushie and in the name of beutiful hair, I shall punish you!" she stated with a serious face copying sailor moons poses."And as I was saying *cough cough* If you two touch one silver strand on his beutiful head *she pulls a whip out of thin air* I'll tie you up and tell Sephy you were trying to destroy his flower garden!" At this statement everyone in the room froze in place and Sephiroth suddenly appeared in the doorway wearing a green apron with all his hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"Their not flowers. There marijiuana{?} plants, hence the reason why I keep them hidden in the basement."
"Oh, brother!" Kadaj said hugging onto Sephiroth, " you're sooo cool!" Sephiroth just scowled before pushing Kadaj off him.
"Stay away from me." Sephiroth said before exiting the room. Kadaj got teary eyed before running to Lilaithia.
"Mommy! Big brother was being mean to me again!"
"Awww. There there now. I won't let enyone hurt your hair- I mean you!" and this time their hugging was uninterupted seeing as Axel and Squall had past out. Weather it was from blood lose or the fact that Sephiroth was growing marijuana in the basement we'll never know.
-And remember kids! Sialor plushi says: "Marijiuana is bad for you *giggle*-
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written by lilaithia
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