Foamy!

Episode 3== Foamy!

"Ayame pays $5 for a urine size cup of coffee swill, hehe." Lilaithia mummbled half asleep as she walked into the kitchen. The five previous inhabitents of the room just stared at her.
"I'm going to starsmucks to immitate foamy's rant, enybody wanna come with me?" she said looking like she was fixing to pass out.
"You stayed up all night watching the faomy dvd's againd didn't you?" Squall inquired. At this the half asleep axel and Kyo's (fruits basket) heads poped up.
"What! Why didn't you invite us!" they whined.
"Becouse you-" she pointed at Kyo " were emoing with cloud. And you-" she pointed at Axel. "were...buisy...-" at this point
kira walked in.
"Significant pause busy or just busy?" Lil smirked.
"Significant pause busy!" She said with a chesire cat grin.
"Ah! So that's what that noise was! damn! you two were going on like rabbits all night! I couln't even concentrate on finishing my game!" At this both Squall and Axel blushed.
"What is foamy?" Cloud asked from his seat on Sephiroths lap. Sephiroth also looked intrigued by this foamy creature. At the question Lilaithia's eyes bugged out.
"You...don't know who faomy is?!?" Lilaithia looked mortified before smiling evily. "Then I'll have to show you!" Squall
just looked slightly annoid at this prospect while Kyo and Axel looked extatic. They went to the largest living room so they could watch it on the big screen. "Hey Axel! which episode should we watch?" Lilaithia said putting the dvds in.
"A-kon Rules!" Axel and Kyo shouted.
"O.K.!" Lilaithia started a-kon rules and turned off the lights.
--A FEW MINITS LATER--
{Germain: "boob attack!"
(Cloud: 0__0)(Sephiroth o.0)}
"My eyes!!!" Sephiroth begain whine/screaming. "THEY BURN! THEY BURN!"
"Innocents... dear sweet innocents...LOST!" Cloud whined in a trance. Lilaithia wacked both of them on the back of the head.
"Next episode!"
"Dirty Languray{?}"
--A FEW MINITS LATER--
{-guys head explodes-
(Cloud O_o)(Sephiroth 0.O)}
"Sephy?" Cloud looked up innocently at sephiroth. "will my head explode like that if I see a woman in a thong?" Sephiroth
patted clouds head.
"Of course no--" Sephiroth suddenly froze and an evil smirk appeared on his face. "Of course your head will explode
Cloud-cha--"
"I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!!!" Lilaithia, Kira, Axel, and Kyo yelled immitating Johnny the Homocidle Maniac. Sephiroth sighed.
"Come Cloud-chan, you and I should leave before there stupidity infects us all." and with that statement they left the group.
-A few minits later-
"HEAD EXXXPPPLLLOOODDDIIIEEE!" Kira screamed sounding slightly drunk. Lilaithia looked around, and noticing someone was missing pulled on Squall's sleeve to get his attention.
"Were did Sephy and Cloud-chan go?"
"They left a few minits ago."
"Why?"
"Something about not wanting to be contaminated by your stupidity."
"Why?" this time Axel joined in saying 'why' in unison with Lil.
"Becouse Sephy still has a stick up his a-"
"NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!" Kira screamed hitting Squall on the back of the head. At this time Sephiroth came flying out of the basement.
"WHOSE BEEN IN MY MARIJIUANA AGAIN?!?!" Kira looked around the room before quickly running away with Sephiroth hot on her trail.
"Well," Kyo stated from his seat on the bean-bag. "That was an intresting turn of events." He said before they all retired to opposit rooms to lounge around for the rest of the day.