House of Hedonism

Welcome to hel-Er...the House...of Hedonism...Yeah thats it, right...XP

11.25.2006

Lesbian Sex Fest

Slowly, Dagger begain to realise thet this wasnt going ot be a normal makeout session. Hanging half off the bed, limbs twined together the two kissed with a passion deeper than ever before. When an explorative hand traveled up her thigh, pushing up her slip to tease at the elsatic pand of her panties, she broke off, mid-kiss, with a gasp.

"I, uh, I-" She stammered out of beath.

Rikku's green eyes shone as she looked up at the younger girl. "Its alright. If your not ready..." She trailed off as her hand moved away.

"No you dont have to stop! I mean, I just ah, ahh." Dagger blushed in the darkness. Rikku laughed as she begain 'awhoo'ing in embarrassment. Leaning forward she planted a kiss on the younger girls lips.

'Shall we try this again?" She whispered. Dagger nodded and they begain kissing again, gently at first but with a growing heat and hunger that Dagger was surprised to find she shared.

Rikku broke away trailing kisses down Dagger's jawline to her neck where she paused as they begain to struggle with each others clothes.

The exploring hand from earler had abandoned its post to help with a belt, but it returned with a vengeance. Dagger squeeked as her panties were whisked off and her slip pulled down off her hips, then again as she was picked up and dropped gently further onto the bed. Rikku continued her trail of kisses, licks, and nips down Dagger's chest and abdomen.

Gently Rikku pushed Daggers legs apart----

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"Kira. What is this?" Dagger asked, staring in horror at the paper. Kira made a non-committal noise then scooted her chair over.

"Dunno. Lemme see," She skimed the paper breaking into a grin, "Oh this, this is from when I thought you were dating Rikku-with-two-'K's."

Aforementioned Rikku poked her head into the door. "Did some one call me?" Dagger turned and squeeked, blushing neon red.

"No. Sorry, Sunshine, you can go."

"Alrighty."

"Oh my god. Im not going to be able to look her in the face ever again! Awooooooh!"

"You wouldnt need to look at her face. `Sides," Kira paused to munch a peice of Pocky, "At this rate well get you settled down with a nice train or something. You've already got the mating call down."

"I hate you."

"No you dont. I write you lesbian love fests with Rikku."

"You do? And how do those work pray tell?" Riku asked, leaning non-chalantly on the door frame. Dagger squeeled hiding the paper behind her back as Kira cackled.

"Very well acctuly. You make a damn sexy chick and apparently you give great tongue sex."

"KIRA!!" Dagger shreaked, Kira just cackled some more.

"Hm. I wonder. Does the tongue thing still work while Im male?"

"One way to find out." They shared an evil grin as Dagger 'awhoo'ed loudly.

"Very true." With that he crossed the room and scooped up Dagger throwing her over his shoulder he saluted and left.

"Have fun!" Kira waved them off like a voyager on a ship from her door.

The 'awhoooo's and consequental cackles could probably be heard on the moon.

11.24.2006

Thanksgiving

"The shear amount of sugar you have had worries me." Kahn muttered, "Its barely noon, you've only been awake three hours and- Oi! Stop eating the sweetened condensed milk!"

The kitchen was alive with activity. For the first time all the House members had stayed on over Thanksgiving, some of the squatters had stayed as well, and each of them seemed determined to be part of the already elaborate meal.

How the twenty-some plus teenagers and young adults all managed to use the kitchen without major injury (Dagger had lightly burned her hand on a pot of boiling water, but that didnt count) or bloodshed, Kahn would never know, but she enjoyed watching them co-operate to best utilize the four ovens and two cookng ranges.

Some of the more entrepreneuring ones had decided to try something 'new'; some one started a bonfire in a sawed off barrel and cooking stones were heating in side of it, one of the spiky haired boys (the blond-ish one) was making pancakes on what looked like a hot pizza stone, while the other one (darker haired) poked at somethng in a sauce pan held over a candle, Axel could be seen through one of the open doors poking at his ladder-cum-turkey frier contraption.

The kids were also amazingly organized, but only if you looked hard, a casual watcher would just see a mass of kids dropped where ever running back and forth for ingredients. Actully they had situated themselves into stations where most of the ingredients each needed was available. Kahn herself was in the corner with the component for most desserts making cookies, some brooding type to her left making eggs, and Kira to her right licking the lid of the sweetend condensed milk can.

"'S not my fault, 'Maru told me to make pie..." She pouted.

"Yeah, yeah. So what do- Um what is Axel doing with that welding torch?"

"Drawing a smily face on his turkey looks like."

"Oh."

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Finally they were done, they could eat.

Some one had found a table that could, amazingly, fit all of them and set it up outside. So they sat covered in flour, gravy, and bits of unrecognizable...suff. Later if they survived the tryptophan they would get prettied up and have a second, smaller meal with a less graffiti-ed turkey, Axel hadn't stopped at the smily face or the initals or the tic-tac-toe game, and would take a group photo to send to parents and relatives.

None of that mattered now as they switched seats, laughed at stupid jokes, picked fun at each others cooking. Their familys may never see the pictures of their sons and daughters cooking, fighting, looking like they rolled in their plates, and lauging like they were all drunk out of their minds (they might well be; Kahn was sure she spotted a bottle of wine being passed about).

Kahn smiled, in the midst of the chaos and leaned against Vierrez with a happy sigh.

"So who's gonna clean up?"

11.23.2006

Preggers

Another day in the House of Hedonism.

Oddly it was quiet on this particular day; mainly because many of the house members were off at friends houses, their own houses, school, work,

shopping, ect. Thus the remaining residents floated randomly through the house.

Somehow, due to luck, fate, or a really bored god of mischief's will, Kira, Leon and Axel ended up in the same room. Kira and Leon sharing a

couch, drawing and reading respctivly; Axel on the floor playing X-Box, because no one trusted him with anything else, when the phone rang.

When neither of the boys moved Kira grabbed it and answered.

"Hello? Oh. Hey `Thia." With a quick glance at the boys, she grinned, an evil idea forming.

"Kira? Great! I needed to ask you-" Lilaithia was cut off as Kira shreaked.

"Oh my god! Your PREGNANT?!"

Both Leon and Axel jerked around, and as Axel's spaceship crashed to firey death screamed "WHAT?!?" in unison. Kira waved at them to hush

and continued to bombard a very confused Lilaithia with questions.

"Do you know what it is? When are you due? Oh! Who's the Daddy?" She shifted to hid her grin as both boys hovered in in a vain atempt to hear

what was being said, "Wait, two?...Oh. Ooooh!...Alright, see you when you get home." She hung up on a spluttering Lilaithia and looked over at the

two men, all seriousness, "Lil is preggers. Apparently she hooked up with Xehanort about two months ago and is now having his child."

Then she cracked a crazy grin at their dumbfounded faces. Leaping up she tackle-glomped the pair yelling, "APRIL FOOLS!," and proceded to run

from the room. After a moment of stuned silence Axel turned and, belatedly, yelled after her.

"Its the middle of friggin November!"

Characters


So who lives in the House? Yeah we want to know that to. Pictures and bios forthcomming. Dont hold your breath though.

Squatter just means that they come over to stay a lot, not that they acctully squat, or that they werent one of the original house members.
'???' Means we have no idea where they live the rest of the time

Aerith
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Ansem
Age: 24
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Arina [OC]
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Marluxia
House Status: Live-in

Axel
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Leon and Lilaithia
House Status: Live-in

Cid (Highwind)
Age: 32
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Joint owner/squatter

Cloud (Strife)
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Dagger (Klinge) [OC]
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Riku. Unrequited love for Roxas.
House Status: Live-in

Demyx
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Kira.
House Status: Live-in

DiZ
Age: 40
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Lives at the school

Hayner
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Kadaj
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Squatter

Kahn [OC]
Age: 24
Apperance:
Relationships: Married to Vierrez
House Status: Joint owner/live-in

Kairi
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Kira (Natsuko) [OC]
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Demyx. Psudo-dating Yazoo.
House Status: Live-in

Kirizu [OC]
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Larxene
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Squatter

Lexaeus
Age: 22
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Lilaithia [OC]
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Leon and Axel
House Status: Live-in

Lilly (Dark) [OC]
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Namine and Saix
House Status: Live-in

Luxord
Age: 27
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Marluxia
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Arina
House Status: Live-in

Namine
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Lilly and Saix
House Status: Live-in

Olette
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Paine
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Pence
Age: 17Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Rikku
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Riku
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Dagger
House Status: Live-in

Roxas
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Saix
Age: 23
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Lilly and Namine
House Status: Live-in

Selphie
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Shikamaru
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Sora
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Squall/Leon(hart)
Age: 20
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Lilaithia and Axel
House Status: Live-in

Tidus
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Vexen
Age: 29
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Lives at the school

Vierrez [OC]
Age: 25
Apperance:
Relationships: Married to Kahn
House Status: Joint owner/Live-in

Vincent (Valentine)
Age: 21
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Wakka
Age: 21
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Xehanort
Age: 24
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Xaldin
Age: 30
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: N/A

Xemnas
Age: 24
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Xigbar
Age: 27
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in

Yazoo
Age: 20
Apperance:
Relationships: Dating Kira
House Status: ???/Squatter

Yuffie
Age: 18
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: Live-in/Squatter

Yuna
Age: 19
Apperance:
Relationships: N/A
House Status: ???/Squatter

Zexion
Age: 17
Apperance:
Relationships: Crushing on Demyx, posably Kira
House Status: Live-in

+++All info subject to change+++

House Rules

Welcome

YATTA! We are up (finally)!



Welcome to the House of Hedonism!


HoH is a psudo-roleplay/fan fiction for Kingdom Hearts written by me (Kira) and my friend Lilaithia (slave to Diru), mostly me though. *death glares Lil*
Anyway be prepared for any thing OCC-ness, OCs, Mary Sues, random Naruto camos (as well as a few stay on's), explosions, and bad squshy love-love.

Im sure you want some sort of expliantion, well to bad, Im busy. Ill get to it eventually.