Foamy!

Episode 3== Foamy!

"Ayame pays $5 for a urine size cup of coffee swill, hehe." Lilaithia mummbled half asleep as she walked into the kitchen. The five previous inhabitents of the room just stared at her.
"I'm going to starsmucks to immitate foamy's rant, enybody wanna come with me?" she said looking like she was fixing to pass out.
"You stayed up all night watching the faomy dvd's againd didn't you?" Squall inquired. At this the half asleep axel and Kyo's (fruits basket) heads poped up.
"What! Why didn't you invite us!" they whined.
"Becouse you-" she pointed at Kyo " were emoing with cloud. And you-" she pointed at Axel. "were...buisy...-" at this point
kira walked in.
"Significant pause busy or just busy?" Lil smirked.
"Significant pause busy!" She said with a chesire cat grin.
"Ah! So that's what that noise was! damn! you two were going on like rabbits all night! I couln't even concentrate on finishing my game!" At this both Squall and Axel blushed.
"What is foamy?" Cloud asked from his seat on Sephiroths lap. Sephiroth also looked intrigued by this foamy creature. At the question Lilaithia's eyes bugged out.
"You...don't know who faomy is?!?" Lilaithia looked mortified before smiling evily. "Then I'll have to show you!" Squall
just looked slightly annoid at this prospect while Kyo and Axel looked extatic. They went to the largest living room so they could watch it on the big screen. "Hey Axel! which episode should we watch?" Lilaithia said putting the dvds in.
"A-kon Rules!" Axel and Kyo shouted.
"O.K.!" Lilaithia started a-kon rules and turned off the lights.
--A FEW MINITS LATER--
{Germain: "boob attack!"
(Cloud: 0__0)(Sephiroth o.0)}
"My eyes!!!" Sephiroth begain whine/screaming. "THEY BURN! THEY BURN!"
"Innocents... dear sweet innocents...LOST!" Cloud whined in a trance. Lilaithia wacked both of them on the back of the head.
"Next episode!"
"Dirty Languray{?}"
--A FEW MINITS LATER--
{-guys head explodes-
(Cloud O_o)(Sephiroth 0.O)}
"Sephy?" Cloud looked up innocently at sephiroth. "will my head explode like that if I see a woman in a thong?" Sephiroth
patted clouds head.
"Of course no--" Sephiroth suddenly froze and an evil smirk appeared on his face. "Of course your head will explode
Cloud-cha--"
"I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!!!" Lilaithia, Kira, Axel, and Kyo yelled immitating Johnny the Homocidle Maniac. Sephiroth sighed.
"Come Cloud-chan, you and I should leave before there stupidity infects us all." and with that statement they left the group.
-A few minits later-
"HEAD EXXXPPPLLLOOODDDIIIEEE!" Kira screamed sounding slightly drunk. Lilaithia looked around, and noticing someone was missing pulled on Squall's sleeve to get his attention.
"Were did Sephy and Cloud-chan go?"
"They left a few minits ago."
"Why?"
"Something about not wanting to be contaminated by your stupidity."
"Why?" this time Axel joined in saying 'why' in unison with Lil.
"Becouse Sephy still has a stick up his a-"
"NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!" Kira screamed hitting Squall on the back of the head. At this time Sephiroth came flying out of the basement.
"WHOSE BEEN IN MY MARIJIUANA AGAIN?!?!" Kira looked around the room before quickly running away with Sephiroth hot on her trail.
"Well," Kyo stated from his seat on the bean-bag. "That was an intresting turn of events." He said before they all retired to opposit rooms to lounge around for the rest of the day.

PLUSHIE QUEEN!

Episode two- THE PLUSHIE QUEEN and SAILOR PLUSHIE!

"Lil... what are you hugging?" Axel asked when he saw Lilaithia hiding in the corner.
"MY MANA PLUSHIE! MINE!" Lilaithia said hidding deeper into the shadows. "don't worry Mana. I wont let him touch you." She said in a soothing voice.
"You should know by now to ignore her when she's obsessing over a plushie." Squall said from behind Axel, who jumped about a foot away when he heard the voice.
"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" He said trying to catch his breath.
"My plushie!" Lilaithia said running back to her room.
"That's why we're not allowed to enter her room."
"MOTHER!" Kadaj sqeeled, jumping out of no wear and hugging squall, who merely glared and pushed him off.
"I-AM-NOT-YOUR-MOTHER!!!" Kadaj almost looked like he was going to cry before he saw Lilaithia walking down the stairs.
"MOTHER!" He said tossing himself into her arms. "Mother I've missed you soooo much!" Lilaithia knew she shouldn't help his insainity but the chance to play with his beautiful hair was too tempting.
"Aww, sweety! I've missed you too." as they hugged, Squall and Axel glared at Kadaj, walked up behind him and pulled him away from Lilaithia.
"Kadaj! My baby!" Axel let go of Kadaj and grabed Lilaithia.
"Lilaithia is ours!" Axel and Squall said in unison. "Touch her again and we'll rip out your precious hair." At this statment Lilaithia started struggling in Axels arms. "If you two touch one silver strand on his head." At this point she broke away. "PLUSHIE PRISM POWER!"
Lilaithia called out transforming into some form of goth/lolita sailor moon. *cue nose bleeds caused by her transformation nudity.* "I am sailor plushie and in the name of beutiful hair, I shall punish you!" she stated with a serious face copying sailor moons poses."And as I was saying *cough cough* If you two touch one silver strand on his beutiful head *she pulls a whip out of thin air* I'll tie you up and tell Sephy you were trying to destroy his flower garden!" At this statement everyone in the room froze in place and Sephiroth suddenly appeared in the doorway wearing a green apron with all his hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"Their not flowers. There marijiuana{?} plants, hence the reason why I keep them hidden in the basement."
"Oh, brother!" Kadaj said hugging onto Sephiroth, " you're sooo cool!" Sephiroth just scowled before pushing Kadaj off him.
"Stay away from me." Sephiroth said before exiting the room. Kadaj got teary eyed before running to Lilaithia.
"Mommy! Big brother was being mean to me again!"
"Awww. There there now. I won't let enyone hurt your hair- I mean you!" and this time their hugging was uninterupted seeing as Axel and Squall had past out. Weather it was from blood lose or the fact that Sephiroth was growing marijuana in the basement we'll never know.

-And remember kids! Sialor plushi says: "Marijiuana is bad for you *giggle*-

Coffee!!

"WHERE IS MY COFFEE!!!??"

The scream not only shook the house but it also knocked Roxas out of the bed.
"Fuzzy blankets!" Roxas screamed as he bolted upright. As he looked around he noticed two things:
1. He was on the floor and not his bed.
2. The house was the center of a small earthquake.

"RIKU!!" Roxas jumped up and wobbled over to the door, just in time to hear cussing and the crashing of fine china. "Hey! knock it of-AHH!!!" Roxas had just opened the door when he jumped back again just in time to avoid being a human-kabob on Sephiroths sword.

Sephiroth ran after Riku, flailing his sword left and right. Sephy slide here and there as he ran after Riku in only his tighty whities and socks. "Give me back my coffee!!" Riku just ran faster, holding Sephy's prericous can of Midgar Coffee in his hands. "NEVAR!!! MUST HAVE COFFEE!!!!"

"Hey you two cut if out!!" Roxas said then joined the chase. They ran down the stairs and...

"Don't worry brother! Super Kaj to the rescue!"
Everyone stopped dead as Kadaj flew over the banister, his blankie tied like a cap, right at Sephiroth.
"AHH!!" Sephiroth screamed and couldn't move fast enough. He flung Roxas at Kadaj and ran.

Kadaj smiled happily and nuzzled Roxas. "BROTHER!" Kadaj had forgotten to open his eyes so he thought Roxas was Sepiroth until Roxas's elbow slammed down on his head.
"OW!" Kadaj looked up with hurt in his eyes. "Wait....Roxas!?!?!"
Kadaj looked around the room in panic. "B-but..where is....?"
"He went that way." Roxas pointed to the left as Kadaj flew toward the direction Roxas pointed.
"....."

Roxas just sat there in shock as a girly scream was heard off in the distance. Riku walked over, calm and cool with a hot cup of coffee in his hand.

"You are all weird." Riku said as Roxas passed out with a groan.

Sugar Rush

Well it had finally happened...
After the shopping trip to the store everyone knew it was comming...


~Sugar Rush!~


Music was blaring around the house as everyone ran like chicken's with their heads cut off. Yazoo and Kira were playing DDR so fast that the dance pad was smocking. Not smoking, smocking! Near them Dagger, Riku, and Rozas were playing the gamecube. They didn't know what they were playing but they were button mashing so hard the controllers where cracking.
"COME ON!!"

Right across the room Sephiroth was running faster than the treadmill he was on. Kadaj was right behind him.
"Why don't you love me big brother!?" Kadaj wimpered as he held out his hands, trying to grab Sephiroth's hair so he could put another pink ribbon in it.
"Stay away from me!!"
"B-But don't you love me big brother?!"
"YOUR ADOPTED!!!!"

Lilathia was sitting in her room, sewing quietly, when Kadaj flew through the wall because of shock. Through the hole left you could still see Sephiroth running like hell on the treadmill. Lilathia didn't even bat an eye as she sewed random bondage outfits faster than the speed of light, and her Diru dolls ripped them off faster. "WHAT THA HELL!?!?!"

"Don't touch that firehydrent!!!" Loz screamed as he pulled the fire alarm. When it went off everyone looked at the ceiling and the flashing red lights.

"......."

Slowly everyone grinned. "RAVE!!!"

The music only got louder as banging and yelling were heard all through the night. But finally, early the next morning all was quiet. They had all passed out.






"Why the hell are there pink ribbions in my hair!??!"

"LOVE ME BROTHER!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Poppies are Puppies for Christmas

"SEPHY!" Lil squeeled and hugged him. "I've got you a present!"
"Great..." Sephiroth said in a monotone voice. "What is it this year?" She gave him a psychotic grin before running off to the backyard.
"POPPIES!" She screamed running outside. Sephiroth became curious wondering if she was telling the truth. And, letting himself actually believe, he followed her out. The second he walked out he was molested by about five fluffy white, black or brown puppies.
"What the heck! Get these things off me!" He screamed trying to run back in the house.
"But there your Christmas present." She said sweetly. "And their names are Poppie, Opium, Marijiuana, Doobie, and Smokey. Aren't they cute!" Sephy just stared at her in awe.
"Are you really that... that... insane?"
"Of course!" she said before skipping back into the house. "Oh! and only Poppie, Opium, and Marijiuana are yours. Dubie is Axel's and Smoky is Squall~y's." she said too cheerfully before running back inside to find Axel and Squall. Sephiroth glared at the puppies.
"Bah humbug." he said crossing his arms and allowing the pupies to lick him. " I hate Christmas!"

END

Holidays? What Holidays?

"What the fa-la-la! Its two fa-la-laing days after New fa-la-laing Years! Why is the fa-la-la fa-la-la la-la censor still in fa-laing effect!" Cid punctuated his fa-laings with jabs of a wrench at my non-atentitive chest.

Not that my chest has a pro-atentitive state or a conciousness with which to be atentitive in the first place. Ferthermore I shall stop characterizing my limbs and move on with my narritive.

"Dunno" I replied, with the chipperness of a happy serving girl ready to please, that is to say monotonisly.

"Well fa-la-laing find out!"

"Its probably the same reason our holiday episode is in January..."

Cid burst forth with a series of 'fa-la-la's that could have put a profesional choir to shame.

"Really Cid please! the censor will probably deactivate in a few days."

"Don't, 'Really Cid please!' me, you nancy boy!"

The sound of a frying pan hitting a hollow surface (i.e. Cid's head) echoed through the House. Yes, I admit, it may have been a bit of over kill but my fervrent prayer for duck tape was never answered.

"Um, Kira I think you killed him"

I chose not to respond. We sat in silence watching the pool of Cid's blood.

"Was spending time with your family that bad."

"Hush, Yazoo."

We sat in silence for another moment before Yazoo sighed and pulled me into a hug. I give this man props it is not easy to get near me when Im pissed, exaughsted, and ready to rip out eyeballs.

"Happy Christmas Kira-koi."

"Merry New Year Yazoo-baka"

He petted my hair having a rare moment of peace and psudo-PDA before drawing back to look at me.

"So should we call Saix to fix up whats left of Cid's head?"

"Do we have to?"